This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
