he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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