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(416): View more from Ontario

Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.

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(703): View more from Virginia

the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?

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I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.

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(510): View more from California

Will exercising make me less horny?

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