Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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