yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
