I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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