operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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