Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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