I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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