So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
