i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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