My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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