I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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