and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
