Where did you get a picture of my penis
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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