Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
only if we run a train.
done.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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