I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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