just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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