no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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