can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize