Do you still have your period?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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