Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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