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Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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