Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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