idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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