i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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