Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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