You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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