So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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