I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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