Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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