So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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