Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize