My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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