Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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