my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
