I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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