Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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