Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Randomize
