I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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