Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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