"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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