what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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