Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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