This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
