The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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