i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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