HIV tests are more positive than that guy
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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