They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
