He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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