Your tits are I can't wait for
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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