Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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