Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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