I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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