it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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