I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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