i don't plan on having that self control this summer
it hurts more in the daytime
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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