Need sex. Gaining weight.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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